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Uranus Could Never

Uranus Could Never

Regular price $54.00 AUD
Regular price $85.00 AUD Sale price $54.00 AUD
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Out of orbit. Onto your floor.

This rug brings interstellar chaos in the cutest way possible.
A hot pink planet with bright yellow stars and swirling blue rings, outlined in bold black like it jumped straight out of a comic book.
It doesn’t just add colour, it launches it across the room.

Perfect for space dreamers, cartoon addicts, or anyone who decorates like they’re designing a galaxy of one.

 

What You’re Actually Getting

🧵Step-On Approved
Tufted acrylic that’s soft, plush, and made to be stepped on like it owes you rent. Not the scratchy, sad rug you grew up with, this one actually respects your feet.

🛑 Stable, Unlike You
Non-slip bottom = no sliding, no bunching, no accidental wipeouts. Stomp-friendly. Dance-proof. Floor grip on lock.

🧼 Cleaning's Not A Chore (For Once)
Vacuum it. Shake it out. Machine wash it if you’re feeling fancy. This rug doesn’t ask for much.. Just attention.

🎨 Statement Pieces Only
This rug doesn’t blend in. It doesn’t whisper. It doesn’t quietly sit in the corner. It shows up, takes over the space, and makes the rest of the room level up.

🏠 Put It Anywhere. We Don't Judge
Whether it's under your desk, next to your bed, or thrown dramatically in the middle of your room, this rug fits wherever the vibe needs lifting.

One size, full launch:

  • 75x50cm – stellar, but grounded.

 Add to cart. Blame us later.

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